Your State Sucks
Dear customers living in Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming,
Today, we are releasing some new packs. But while the packs were being printed, the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, and your state immediately turned itself into a dystopian forced-birth hellscape.
So we’re donating 100% of profits from orders to your nightmare-state to the National Network of Abortion Funds, plus $100,000 right now, to help the people most fucked over by the Republicans in your state government. We don’t need your money.
We also wanted to know what on earth the people in your state were thinking, so we asked them a few questions. You will unfortunately believe what we found.
For the love of God, don't forget to vote.
—Cards Against Humanity
Brand New Stuff
Sort of New Stuff
Picture Card Pack 2
More cards with pictures! Your eyeballs will croon like a pair of glistening baby angels.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does the National Network of Abortion Funds do?
They distribute money to local groups that help people get abortions when they can't afford them—which includes paying for travel expenses.
Which states' profits are you donating?
We're donating profits from all the dystopian states that have banned or restricted abortion since the ghoulish theocrats on the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade. We're also including states that probably will soon. Right now, that's: Alabama, Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.
I live in one of those states, and I don’t want my money to fund abortions!
Then don't give us your money.
I live in a cool state like California or Delaware, but I'd still like to help.
You’ll get the option to donate $5 during checkout, which we'll match.
What are the new packs?
They're the Scary Pack (and Posters), the Written by Kids Pack, Picture Card Pack 3, and a new version of the Climate Catastrophe Pack.
Are you only donating your profits from the new packs?
No. For the foreseeable future, we're donating 100% of the profits from all of the products on our webstore if the order is going to a Republican forced-birth hellhole.
I heard you ran a poll showing that over half the people who live in forced-birth states think women who get abortions should be imprisoned or executed.
We did do that. You can read all the upsetting poll results at www.CAHProvesYourStateSucks.com.
Why don't you shut up and stick to writing card games?
Why don't you stick to fingering your asshole while watching the Home Shopping Network?