Sant-O-Naise

HO HO HO! It’s me, Santa Claus! Could your Christmas use a little mayonnaise? Could your mayonnaise use a little Christmas? Then I’ve got just the thing for you: Sant-O-Naise, the only mayonnaise made by Santa Claus and Cards Against Humanity.

  • Experience the jolly egg-noggy taste of Christmas in every shiny red bite.
  • A gift submerged in every jar: 30 new cards for ho-ho-horrible boys and girls like you!
  • Read more on the official website.
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