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Clammy Dick: A Novel

“Call me Ishmayo.” With those three words, Herman Clamville changed the face of Clamerican literature forever. Rediscover his 1851 masterwork and relive the adventures of Captain Clambo and the crew of the S.S. Clamslammer as they sail the Great Chowder in search of Clammy Dick.

  • We changed the full text of “Moby Dick” to be about clams and mayonnaise.
  • 5” x 7” 312-page softcover book made as part of our limited-edition Clam-O-Merch.
  • Cover art by Michael Burdick.

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