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Do you love CLAMS? Do you love MAYONNAISE? Then open wide for Clam-O-Naise®, the tangy, garlicky spread featuring the all-new Clam Pack submerged inside!

  • Over 20 ounces of delicious, real clam-flavored mayonnaise.
  • 30 new cards about the sexual possibilities of shellfish hidden in the mayo.
  • Every jar includes a MYSTERY CLAM-O-PRIZE! Win real pearls, Clam-O-Naise merch, or even a CLAM-THEMED VACATION!
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